here is where self aggrandizing bullshit goes.

been creating multidisciplinary art since i was a kid.

blah, blah, blah.

finally getting paid for it now. blah, blah, blah.

kicked out of college so i never realized my dream of being a “college dropout.”

(insert important shit here)

blah, blah, blah.

i know some famous people and shit.
blah, blah, blah.